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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What is a good tool for product analytics besides Google Analytics?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

Call of Duty: Black Ops 6 now shows you microtransaction ads when you swap weapons - Eurogamer

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Charting the Global Economy: US GDP Falls on Larger Trade Hit - Bloomberg

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

No go.

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA’s Webb Telescope Captures a Stunning New View of the Sombrero Galaxy - The Daily Galaxy

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Why do atheists not love a G-d that does not stop punishing them harder and harder in this world and the next until they surrender to Him?

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How come I can't stay sober?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

AI risks 'broken' career ladder for college graduates, some experts say - ABC News